Dangerous Encounters: You've Been Eaten By a Shark
I heard a really cute hyper kid on the bus the other day. He explained to his Mom that if he was ever eaten by a shark he would first rip out his heart and subsequently stab his way out.
Several surrouding people including myself giggled a little at this. Later that day though I got to thinking - who was I to laugh? I certainly don't have a plan for post-Shark mastication. By golly that kid's plan was great.
So the next time you hear a kid tell you his plans to fight off a shark from the inside, don't laugh.