Last year I participated in my first 5k with Asha, a charity to benefit underpriviledged children in India (basic education help). I just learned that the 2009 one is coming up on June 6th. As I haven't really kept my jogging in practice, I'm not sure that gives me enough time to train. (I realize the double negative in the last sentence)
A few other options I could use:
-Maybe I'll show up on a bike, painting it black and no one will notice?
-Maybe I'll show up on stilts and just appear to have an unnaturally long gait?
-Maybe I'll get those weird sneakers which are really skates?
Methinks I jetpack will be cost prohibitive and perhaps illegal.