Sunday, December 09, 2007

CIA Destroys Tapes

The CIA recently destroyed a series of mix tapes made for now ex-girlfriends of the male dominated organization.

The mix tapes within the intelligence community for being too ballad-heavy. Externally, the tapes were criticized by the UN as not featuring enough world music. Finally they received criticism by President Bush for 'not featuring enough metal for even one hand.'

1 comment:

molls said...

those cia guys wouldn't know metal if it bit them in the arse.